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What Your Major Would Be if it Were an Einstein’s Drink

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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at CNU chapter.

Oh, Einsteins. Everyone’s favorite (and only) coffee shop on CNU’s campus. Whether it’s between classes or late night study sessions, it’s a place we all know and love. So, what would your major be if it were an Einstein’s drink?

1. Theatre: Grande London Fog 

Warm and artsy. 

2. Biochemistry: Venti Black Eye, No Room

“Can I get that with an extra shot?” 

3. English: Tea, and lots of it.

British AF. 

4. Biology: Black Coffee 

“Do you need room for cream?” “No.” 

5. Communication Studies: Venti Passion Tea Lemonade with Raspberry 

Refreshing and sweet. 

6. Business: Tall Mocha, No Whip 

No nonsense. 

7. Psychology: Grande Iced White Mocha 

“Does that have coffee in it?” 

8. History: Oreo Milkshake 

Is this 1952?

9. Art: Tall Chai Tea Latte

 

Spices things up. 

10. American Studies: The Prez

That’s very patriotic of you. 

11. Math: Venti Caramel Cold Brew 

I’m asking if you want thick or thin caramel, not the Quadratic Formula. 

12. Computer Science: Large Mountain Dew 

“No ice.”

13. Marketing: Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato 

“If you wanted to put a little extra caramel in that for me, that would be cool.” 

14. Sociology: Large Shirley Temple

Fun and fizzy. 

15. Music: Java Chip Frappuccino 

Funky. 

16. Philosophy: Hot Water

“I brew my own tea.”

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Sadie is a senior at Christopher Newport University with a major in Communication Studies and a double minor in English Literature and Theatre. Sadie is the Social Media Director and Instagram Admin. of the CNU chapter of HerCampus, the Vice President of Take Note a Cappella, the Treasurer of Phi Alpha Delta Pre-Law Fraternity, and Secretary of Lambda Pi Eta Communications Honor Society. Sadie enjoys singing, justice, Harry Potter, Netflix, rhetoric, hanging out with her Squad at home and her Clique at school, Mexican Food, and a good GIF. 
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