Hometown: Andover, Ma
Year: 2018
Dorm: Perkins Wilson
Campus Crush: President Greene on inauguration day
Three Things You Can’t Live Without: Argument, Ribeque, Awkward silences.
What’s your most embarrassing moment?
When I was fishing at summer camp and there was a big fish, everyone was trying to catch and I hooked it and I got so excited that I sh*t my pants. I had to figure out how to reel it in, show it to everyone, and get to my moms car before anyone noticed. I was only like 10 or 11.
Relationship status
Currently, tentatively looking for the one.
Favorite board game
Shoots and Ladders
Biggest pet peeve
When people raise their hand in class and begin their sentence… “going off of what she said”. Yah I know you are responding or “going off of what she said”. This is a discussion-based class and “she” literally just spoke.
If you could have one superpower what would it be?
The power to manipulate time. I’d be able to mess with people so hard. I’d pull down their pants and restart time and be like your pants are down dude. And they’d be like why are my pants always down when I talk to Ben. I’d have a reputation. If you talk to me the pants fall down.
If you had a boat what would you name it?
I would name it after another marine object like lifeguard chair, sand or surfboard to confuse people about my mental state. Or the Lucetina because I have no fucking respect.
What’s your ideal date?
This will be explicit so you have to use some more appropriate synonyms. We meet in the spa. walk to my dorm. Hopefully she orders takeout and then she leaves and I explore the internet.
What is the first website you visit in the morning?
J-crew.com
Who’s the last person you texted?
I text myself to make sure my iMessage is working.
Name a time when your parents or family embarrassed you?
What kind of family embarrasses you?
Write a love haiku about the Colby men’s football team…
Same table at lunch
Exclusive apartment fun
Blue team pride and guys
What’s your favorite book?
The Velveteen Rabbit.
What’s the last book you read?
Zealot by Reza Aslan.
What is your favorite thing about Colby?
Proximity to Canada.