Name: Kenny Jacobson
Year of Graduation: 2016
Hometown: Duxbury, Massachusetts
Dorm: Dana
Relationship Status: Single, but would rather consider it as “weighing my options”
Jan Plan Class: World at Play
Favorite Movie: Pineapple Express
Favorite Song: Livin’ It – Stick Figure
Favorite Professional Athlete: Tom Brady<3333
Interests: The endless search for new music, Indo-Boarding at Shlitz, daychays
Three things you cant live without?
My Dog, my shades, and the beach
What do you look for in a girl? Deal breakers?
Girls with a great personality and an appreciation for naps. Girls who can’t take a joke
What does a girl have to do to get your attention?
Fireworks usually do the trick
What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?
The group text while in the same room. What is so secretive and important that you talk about on there? And how is there always a group text going on? Is there a new one made depending on who is in the room? Can I be added to one?
#1 on your Colby bucket list?
Kickball.
Favorite pick-up line?
“Hey”
Any guilty pleasures?
Destiny’s Child.
When was your first kiss?
8th grade. It ended with me asking, “Did you have gum in your mouth? You can have it back now.” Overall pretty awkward experience. It has only gotten worse since.
What makes you different from the average Colby Student?
Probably the amount of time that I spend sleeping. It really is incredible.
Describe the Colby Lacrosse team in three words?
BTP- Boys That Party
If you were to be handcuffed to anyone on the Lacrosse team forever who would it be?
Vaz. We wouldn’t last long but it would sure be one hell of a ride.
What is your theme song? Catchphrase?
P.I.M.P. – 50 Cent. All I did was press ‘shuffle’ on my iPod, but it seemed appropriate. Catchphrases are for CBS sitcom stars, not my thing.
What’s one thing about Colby you wish you could change?
Dana closed for JanPlan??? Weakkkk
What’s the worst thing about being a freshman boy? The best thing?
Worst: The fact that I have 4 more years of school work.
Best: The fact that I have 4 more years of everything else.