I had planned to write 15 signs for this article…but I’m currently suffering from senioritis. So you get 11.
1. It’s April, and you still haven’t started your senior thesis.
2. Your teachers expect you to show up to a 9 am final exam and you’re like…
3. Screw the freshman fifteen…you’re well on your way to the senior sixty.
4. You’ve started to become slightly nostalgic about leaving school and often pass down befuddling “wisdom” onto your underclassmen friends.
5. The only day of the semester that you wake up before noon is Bacchanal.
6. The only thing you’re ever early to is senior night and that’s just for the B&S pretzels
7. When anybody tries to tell you what to do, this is your response…
8. You can’t give your schoolwork, social life, or hygiene the time of day, but then you get to a job interview and you’re like…
9. You get a bad grade for the first time ever and you’re just like…
10. You used to enjoy learning stuff in school. Now you’re like…
11. And finally, after all that crap about midterms and the senior thesis is over, you start getting emails about senior dinner, banquet, and boat cruise and you know you’re home free.