Name: Cheryl Douglass
Hometown: Rancho Palos Verdes, California
Major: Economics
School and Year: Columbia College 18’
Activities you are involved in on campus: Maintaining a social existence outside #Butler209. I’m working on a wood carving of teen Jesus. I’m extremely fascinated with our lord and savior’s troubled years. #WhatWoodJesusDo
Favorite Columbia memory: That one time I snuck food into Butler…
Describe yourself in ten words: chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill and sleepy
Three facts we should know about you:
1) I was a competitive figure skater for 12 years.
2) My Patronus would be a Slow Loris, a nocturnal Strepsirrhine primate with whom I feel a deep kinship.
3) Pinot.
Hidden Talent: If I told you, it wouldn’t be hidden, would it…nice try though!
Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Miranda? Explain. Which is the one that looks like a horse? Oh right, Carrie…Definitely not her then. I’ll take Charlotte…She’s all right.
Tina Fey quote that speaks to you: “I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”
Relationship Status: Just a simple Cersei, looking for her Jaime Lannister.
What do you look for in a partner? Someone with radiating charisma and a chizzled frame. He also needs an unlimited metro-card and a 401k.
Worst pick up line that you’ve heard: “Hey! This is rave daddy. I hope you read this message because I made a track for you. I hope you like it! Even if you don’t respond back, I hope you listen to it cause it’s for you.”
Biggest turn off for you: People who use the public computers at Butler, and mandals with socks.
Anything else we should know about you: Hit me up for #friendship, or send me an Edible Arrangement! Thx.