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Cheryl Douglass: The Chillest Girl on Campus

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Columbia Barnard chapter.

 

Name: Cheryl Douglass

Hometown: Rancho Palos Verdes, California

Major: Economics

School and Year: Columbia College 18’

Activities you are involved in on campus: Maintaining a social existence outside #Butler209. I’m working on a wood carving of teen Jesus. I’m extremely fascinated with our lord and savior’s troubled years.  #WhatWoodJesusDo

Favorite Columbia memory: That one time I snuck food into Butler…

Describe yourself in ten words: chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill and sleepy

Three facts we should know about you:

  1) I was a competitive figure skater for 12 years.

   2) My Patronus would be a Slow Loris, a nocturnal Strepsirrhine primate with whom I feel a deep kinship.

   3) Pinot.

Hidden Talent: If I told you, it wouldn’t be hidden, would it…nice try though!

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Miranda? Explain. Which is the one that looks like a horse? Oh right, Carrie…Definitely not her then. I’ll take Charlotte…She’s all right.

Tina Fey quote that speaks to you: “I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”

Relationship Status: Just a simple Cersei, looking for her Jaime Lannister.

What do you look for in a partner? Someone with radiating charisma and a chizzled frame. He also needs an unlimited metro-card and a 401k.

Worst pick up line that you’ve heard: “Hey! This is rave daddy. I hope you read this message because I made a track for you. I hope you like it! Even if you don’t respond back, I hope you listen to it cause it’s for you.”

Biggest turn off for you: People who use the public computers at Butler, and mandals with socks.

Anything else we should know about you: Hit me up for #friendship, or send me an Edible Arrangement! Thx.