From Left to Right:
Four of the great men of “The Village”
Name: Alejandro “Cazz” Cazzulino
Class: 2015
Major: Neuroscience and Behavior
Hometown: New York, NY
Relationship Status: Single (“And ready to mingle!”)
Name: Devansh “Devo” Pasumarty
Class: 2015
Major: Economics with a concentration in Jazz Studies
Hometown: Singapore
Relationship Status: Recently divorced (laughs, “no, I’m single”)
Name: Geoffrey “Geoff” Hahn
Class: 2015
Major: Sustainable Development, Julliard Exchange Program (“So if any ladies like music, you know, hit me up.”)
Hometown: Santa Barbara, California
Relationship Status: Single
Name: Kabir Malkani
Class: 2015
Major: Chemical Engineering
Hometown: New York, NY
Relationship Status: Single
1. Describe yourself in three words
AC: “Driven, Fun-loving, Sharp”
DP: “Righteous, Exotic, Svelte”
GH: “I’m a wizard.”
KM: “Theta Loves Kabir.”
2. What’s your best pickup line?
AC: “*Check the tag in the back of her shirt* ‘Just what I thought…made in heaven.’ Or ‘You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.’” (Geoff interjects, “Nah man, that one’s creepy.”)
DP: “How are you?” (“Devo just goes for the straight conversation,” Geoff says.)
GH: “Have you met me yet? Do you go here?”
KM: “’How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice.’ That’s classic. Or ‘I lost my number, can I have yours?’”
2. What do you do for fun?
AC: “Watch movies.”
DP: “Hang out with friends.”
GH: “Play Rockband and sing.”
KM: ‘We are starting an a cappella group. It is going to be called the Bandles.”
3. What do you look for in a girl?
AC: “Easy going, low key, nice eyes.”
DP: “Someone who brushes her teeth at least twice a day.”
GH: “Smile, sense of humor.”
KM: “Someone who likes to have fun.”
4. What’s your favorite place in Manhattan?
AC: “My apartment.”
DP: “The lawn near Philosophy Hall.”
GH: “Lincoln Center.”
KM: “Central Park.”
5. Favorite movie?
AC: “Pulp Fiction.”
DP: “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, it’s magical. Or it’d be A Few Good Men.”
GH: “Caddyshack.”
KM: “This is The End. Pineapple Express is up there too.”
6. What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower?
AC: “’Oh! Darling’ by the Beatles.”
DP: “’I Will Survive’ by Gloria Gaynor.”
GH: “’Save Room’ by John Legend”
KM: “Probably ‘Oh! Darling’ for me too. Cazz and I do a nice duet in the shower.”
7.Would you rather?
a. Coke or Pepsi?
AC: Coke
DP: Coke
GH: Coke
KM: Coke
b. Donuts or bagels?
AC: Donuts
DP: Bagels
GH: Donuts
KM: Bagels
c. Fame or fortune?
AC: Fortune
DP: Fame
GH: FAME!
KM: Fortune
d. Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan?
AC: Jordan
DP: Jackson
GH: Jordan
KM: Jordan
e. Chocolate or vanilla?
AC: Vanilla
DP: Chocolate
GH: Vanilla
KM: Chocolate
f. Boxers or briefs?
AC: Boxers
DP: Boxers
GH: Boxers
KM: Boxers
g. Batman or superman?
AC: Superman
DP: I once heard of a guy named Batman bin Suparman. I’d want to be him.
GH: Batman
KM: Superman
h.30 Rock or The Office?
AC: The Office
DP: The Office
GH: The Office
KM: The Office
i.Only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
AC: Whisper
DP: Whisper
GH: Shout
KM: Whisper
j.X-ray vision or laser vision?
AC: X-ray
DP: Laser vision
GH: Laser vision
KM: X-ray
k.Cats or dogs
AC: Dogs
DP: Dogs
GH: Dogs
KM: Dogs
8. Can you do any funny voices or accents?
AC: “I have a good accent when I speak Spanish.”
DP: “I can do an Australian accent. ‘My name is Angus McPhee from Australia. There are kangaroos everywhere.’”
GH: “I actually don’t, aside from an operatic voice.”
KM: “Nope.”
9. Most embarrassing moment?
AC: “Oh definitely Mr. Fraternity last year. I forgot all the words to ‘It’s Gonna be Me’ by N’sync, so I just walked around. It went on for way too long.”
DP: “I made my mom throw me an 8 ½ year old birthday party.”
GH: “So I was playing Don Lockwood in Singing in the Rain. We made it rain, like there was literally rain pouring on stage. Water was just pouring down, it was awesome. And on the night they were filming it, I totally slipped and fell, I literally face planted into the telephone pole I was supposed to swing around. It was terrible.”
KM: “Probably being shirtless at Mel’s. Twice.”
10. If you could be any male celebrity for a day who would it be?
AC: “Leonardo DiCaprio.”
DP: “Derek Jeter. Beautiful individual.”
GH: “Zach Galifianakis, just to see what is going on inside his head.”
KM: “Who’s Kate Upton dating nowadays…?”
11. Words to live by?
AC: “What would you do if you knew you couldn’t fail?”
DP: “Live within every moment.” *With a flourish of the hand*
GH: “You got it!”
KM: “Go big or go home. And It’s better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all.”
12. How would you describe your style?
AC: “Urban with an edgy twist.”
DP: “Edgy with an urban twist.”
GH: “Suave. Bearded.”
KM: “Casual, very, very comfortable.”
13. Superpower?
AC: “Clearly flying.”
DP: “Being inside the head of any person.”
GH: “Shape shifting would be awesome.”
KM: “Teleportation. Whatever Bruce Almighty had in Bruce Almighty. So, God.”
14. Best dance move?
AC: “Definitely The Sprinkler.”
DP: “Bait the Hook. Or the Foxtrot.”
GH: “Conga lines.”
KM: “Devo and I are going to tag team on the Bait the Hook. Or Salsa.”
15. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
AC: “I went sky diving.”
DP: “I hiked next to Everest. I could see Everest from where I was standing.”
GH: *Geoff googles for an answer* “Probably living with these crazies…in the murder room.”
KM: “I went to Atlantic City on a school night!”
16. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
AC: “Antarctica, so then I will have gone to all seven continents.”
DP: “Maldives. They’ll be under water soon.”
GH: “Patagonia.”
KM: “New Zealand.”
17. Does anything confuse you about girls?
AC: “I don’t get why girls pretend to be friends and then say bad things about each other behind their backs.”
DP: “When they cut their hair, but only like two inches. To them its like ‘Omg it’s so short now.’ But it’s really not that different. Why?”
GH: “I don’t understand the phenomenon of sorority recruitment.”
KM: “They don’t like my sense of humor as much as guys do.”
18. What is something about yourself that your friends would be surprised to find out about?
AC: “I was nationally ranked in Mario Kart once. I also really like to cook.”
DP: “I play the trumpet.”
GH: “I don’t think I really have any secrets from them. I sing opera.”
KM: “I was nationally ranked in chess at one point…I went to many weird states for chess tournaments.”
19. Go to late night food?
AC: “Halal with a lot of white sauce.”
DP: “Anything chocolate.”
GH: “In-N-Out Burger. Shake shack is a nice alternative.”
KM: “Milk and cookies.”