Hallopupween: The Best of the Tompkins Square Park Dog Halloween Parade

In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it. In Dog World, it’s a whole different story.

We loved them all, but here is a compilation of our favorites from the Tompkin’s Square Park Dog Halloween Parade. LITERALLY WHO THINKS OF SOME OF THESE?

1) FRIDOG KAHLO: I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best.

2) POMERANIAN FRITES: For those of you who have been to Belgium, I have a feeling these are the one type of fries to beat them.

3) BOW DOWN B*TCHES: For the queens.

4) JURASSIC BARK: Watch yourself.

5) HARRY PUGGER: Harry Puggner has come to Pugwarts.

6) DOGNALD TRUMP: This dog’s toupée even beats Jimmy Fallon’s parody of Trump, and that is saying a lot. 

7) RAINBARK FISH: If this book is not one of your favorite pieces of literature, it will be now.

8) NETFLIX & CHILL: Could this dog be more relevant to college hookup culture?

9) POPE PUP: Holy moly. This dog is literally the Pope.

10) MINNIE: Simple costume, but excellent execution.

The Fridog Kahlo, Pomeranian Frites, Bow Down B*tches, and Jurassic Bark pictures were taken by Barnard’s very own, very talented, Kiera Wood! You can see more of her photography on her website.

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