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Funny One-Star “Goodreads” Reviews About Classic Literature

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Conn Coll chapter.

If you are an English student like me, you know that sometimes there are “good” books that are just impossible to appreciate. This is especially true when your professor gives you two days to get through seven of the most dense and incomprehensible chapters you have ever had the misfortune of staring at blankly. Although I do love to read (most of the time), I have an equal (or perhaps greater) love for reading one-star reviews on Goodreads. 

I know that hating things is typically frowned upon socially, but there truly is no bond stronger than two people who hate the same thing. Research even shows that people develop stronger connections when discussing a shared dislike than when discussing a shared positive interest. So, in the effort of strengthening the community of readers at Connecticut College, here are some of my favorite one-star reviews of popular literature:

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Writing this was a crime and reading it was a punishment.” – Kim

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Men will literally commit murder to test their inane philosophical theories instead of going to therapy” – S

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“It’s like an old person trying to tell you a story.” – Oliver Smith

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Some crime but not enough punishment :(” – Sasha

Pride and Prejudice by jane austen

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Jesus Christ, just have sex.” – Nika

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Hatred is too strong an emotion to waste on this literary Twilight.” – Lady Nerd

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“I can’t remember the last time I told a paperback to shut up.” – John

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Just a bunch of people going to each other’s houses.” – Helena

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Did I read this wrong?” – Yilina

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Seriously? I’ll settle for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Jeesh…” – Vaishali

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“The Great Gatsby is not so great.” – Angel

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM“Oh if only I cared what rich white people were up to.” – 

Catcher in the Rye By J.d. Salinger

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“In my hand I hold $5. I will give it to anyone who can explain the plot of this book (or why there is no plot) and make me understand why the hell people think it’s so amazing.” – Madeline

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“A spell in the army would do that young man a power of good! Or maybe a couple bags of heroin. Anything to stop that whining voice…” – Paul

Ulysses by james joyce

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“I can’t do it. It fell in my toilet and didn’t dry well. I’m accepting it as an act of god. I decided against burning it, and just threw it out.” – Jimmy

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“I think if there is a hell, God, in his infinite wisdom will make everyone in hell read this book forever (which is how long it seemed to take me to get through it!!). – Marialyce

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“This might as well be the first results of the 100 monkeys with typewriters theory.” – Peter

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“I’m gonna bring James Joyce back to life just so I can kill him again.” – Said

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“If you find yourself with as much time as James Joyce had to write this book, use it for something more productive than reading it because you will lose the will to read.” – Rebekka

Inferno by dante

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“Basically Dante wrote self-insert Bible fan fiction where there are Roman mythological figures?? And him and Virgil are best buddies??” – Red

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“This book could be used to torture me in hell.” – Alicia

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“If there was a tenth circle of hell it would be filled with people slogging through this poem.” – Alicia

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“Religious fear-mongering at its finest.” – Elizabeth

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“Tough to read. I mostly only got the fart jokes.” – Rachel

Screen Shot 2023 09 07 at 11.47.40 AM 1“This was neither divine nor a comedy.” – Michelle

Hello! My name is Catherine (she/her) and I am a Classical Languages and Art History major at Connecticut College. I am also completing a Museum Studies Certificate Program here. I work as a curatorial and archival intern at the New London County Historical Society, and I love visiting museums and spending time around good (and bad) art.