A brief review of what sex is like with all 12 of the zodiac signs.
Over the past few years, I have made it a sexual goal of mine to sleep with every zodiac sign, and after this last week, I finally did it. Now, I will evaluate the journey of my past and review each zodiac sign from a Capricorn perspective.
- Aries
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Overall Rating: 8/10
In general, Aries are known to be ambitious and assertive characters, which can also be said for the way they are in the bedroom. I once hooked up with my roommate’s TA, and it was definitely a memorable experience. He was an outrageously beautiful man, and he was very aware of it. He carried that confidence with him when we finally got together. The way he took me was very assertive and confident, he definitely knew what he wanted and how to get it. The only reason I deducted points was due to the fact that he didn’t have the decency to stay after even though it was two in the morning
- Taurus
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Overall Rating: 5/10
My one relationship with a Taurus was more than complicated; however, the sex was not. It was very generic and routine, for the most part I just laid there, and he did all the work. We simply were not sexually compatible no matter how hard we tried. One of the negative traits associated with Taurus is that they are known to be a little lazy, which proved truthful in my sexual experience with one.
- GEMINI
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Overall Rating: 0/10
Quick and weird. He didn’t know where anything was or what he was doing. It was in a backseat of a car, and he seemed more curious and experimental than anything else. At one point he even asked me to lay in the “scorpion pose” and close my eyes. It was all very odd, as most Gemini men I’ve met seem to be.
Megan Charles - Cancer
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Overall rating: 9/10
Very passionate, also a little aggressive. I had fun with this Cancer, which is not surprising considering how much fun I have with Cancers outside of sex. It was definitely one of the better times I’ve ever had. He was extremely generous, as most Cancers are. The only reason I didn’t rate him 10/10 is because he was definitely with other girls around the same time I was with him, but the actual sexual experience was great.
- Leo
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Overall Rating: 10/10
Normally, I am not a huge fan of Leos, however, my sexual experience with one was mind-blowing. Leos are known for having big egos and being overly charming, which I wouldn’t usually like; however, a big ego and that charm made this a very exciting experience for me. It was his goal to make me finish rather than only think of himself, and it was as if it would hurt his ego if I didn’t finish. Overall, it was a very exhilarating experience.
- Virgo
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Overall Rating: 1/10
My experience with Virgo men in general has not been the most enjoyable, and that is also true for my sexual experience with one. At first he was very charming and cute, then immediately after he turned cold and rude. Like most Virgos, he had a goal, and once it was accomplished it was easy for him to move on. The sex itself also was quite boring, as in missionary only.
- Libra
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Overall Rating: 6/10
Libras are know to be indecisive at times and that can be found in my Libra friend, including with sex. He continuously paused to change positions and move locations, and it simply was not satisfying. However, once he finally figured out what he was doing, our little hook up turned out to be quite nice. I would probably do it again.
- Scorpio
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Overall Rating: 3/10
I was very excited to get with my first Scorpio because I had heard such wild things about them. They are known to be very passionate and good in the sack. My experience, however, was a little different because I actually took this Scorpio’s virginity.The passion rumors were true, but it was very quick and not very satisfying for me. Overall, he was a good first timer for the short amount of time that he was hard.
- SagitTarius
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Overall Rating: 7/10
I lost my virginity to a Sagittarius, and it was definitely an adventure. I was young and barely knew what an orgasm was, so compared to my experiences now, it was subpar, but for my 16-year old self, it was very fun and exciting. He was extremely enthusiastic, which made for a fun ride. A Sagittarius is known to be energetic and know what they want, which is exactly what I found in my experience.
Megan Charles - Capricorn
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Overall Rating: 3/10
I hate to bash on my own sign, however, my involvement with a Capricorn was quite boring. It was very goal-oriented, as in he had the goal to finish but not make me finish. It was mostly missionary and lasted about ten minutes while I just laid there waiting for it to end. We cuddled for a long time after and that was the most exciting part. Capricorns have been labeled as “sometimes boring,” and unfortunately this was true in this instance.
- Aquarius
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Overall Rating: 0/10
Aquarius are known to be quirky, but I didn’t think that would be true in the bedroom, too. This was by far the most peculiar sign that I have had sex with. During the entire session, he was very talkative. Dirty talk is great in moderation, but he was over the top with it. The dialogue used was so bizarre, and at one point made me laugh though he was being completely serious.
- pisces
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Overall Rating: 100/10
I will forever be under the impression that Pisces are saved for last in the zodiac because they are the best. This was definitely my favorite experience. For once, it felt as though someone knew exactly what I wanted. Some traits of Pisces include being empathetic and creative, which was proven in my exposure to one. I will always have a soft spot for a Pisces.
All in all, my journey in accomplishing sex with each zodiac sign has been very eventful. I’ve been through some awkward times and some of the best times of my life. During this journey, I’ve not only been able to figure out what I like in bed, but also the qualities that I like in a person. Also, I have learned that astrology can play a large role in determining what I do and don’t like. From now on, I probably won’t completely rely on astrology to determine traits of someone new, but it will definitely be in the back of my mind.