To sum up how I’m feeling about Halloween this year: inspired, pumpkin-y, and a lil’ ticked off. I’m sick of the same old thing. Football jersey over short-shorts? Cute, but come on, we’ve all been rocking that look since the sixth grade. Kick it up a notch and put yourself out there so you can really stand out at Alpha Pumpkin Pie’s annual apple-bobbing rager or whatever.
Lizzie McGuire
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Everyoneâs Cher from Clueless, but no oneâs Lizzie, and Iâm pissed. Level-up? Gordo. He deserves love, too.
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Dead Taylor Swift
Sorry, she canât come to the phone right now.
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Jerry from Rick and Morty
Undisputed best character, for sure.
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In all seriousness, Pickle Rick. Or Pickle whatever-your-name-is.
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Consider this costume an ode to the best episode of television to ever air.
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Selena Gomez from her Fetish music video
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Iconic. Disturbing, but nevertheless, inspired.
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For the couples: Archie & Veronica or Jughead & Betty
Choose your side wisely.
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David Bowie
Because heâs the King/Queen/God of living it up and being yourself.
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Coraline
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To be honest, this book/movie is horrifying (shout out Neil Gaiman). Also, though, I might rock this âfit this year, so maybe donât steal it from meâŠ
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The Log Lady
Twin Peaks is the best thing to ever happen to anyone, ever. Go around telling everyone âmy log has a message for youâ and see what happens.