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5 Denison Dysfunctions

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Denison chapter.

1. The left door of Knapp is ALWAYS locked, just stop trying

2. Also, no one knows why Knapp has a revolving door… Okay Denison.

3. No meal swipes at Slayer from 11-1 so everyone just postpones their lunch until 1:01

4. Why do Sawyer and Beaver only have swipes on one side of the building? Nobody knows.

5. They only serve half the food in the dining halls on the weekend, but we are required to live on campus and therefore to eat in the dining halls no matter what day of the week it is. Yes, we’re still here and yes we need sustenance. 

 

Laura is a Sophomore at Denison University where she studies communication and spanish. In her free time she watches New Girl and fantasizes about being Jennifer Anniston. She is also a member of Delta Gamma. You can follow her on twitter (@estes_laura) and instagram (laurajestes).
I am an English Creative Writing major from Los Angeles, California. In addition to my Her Campus responsibilities, I am also the Editor-in-Chief of Denison's student newspaper. I am involved in Greek life on campus as a sister of Pi Beta Phi. I have an insatiable passion for all things Harry Potter. When I'm not in class, you can find me taking long naps, reading, biking or binge watching Netflix.