With thousands of new listicles popping up every day in the land of Buzzfeed, Cosmopolitan, and Glamour about things I don’t really care about, I think it’s about time for a list of listicles that I could actually use in my everyday life. I give you: 5 listicle ideas that I could actually find useful.
- 10 Ways to Keep My Boyfriend from Losing Weight Faster than Me
Let’s be real, ladies. I’m sick and tired of my significant other eating like he’s in a hot dog eating contest every day but still be able to hide behind a telephone pole. But, I eat everything correctly and exercise daily, but I still look like a wooly mammoth stocking up for the Ice Age. I just want one trick to keep my boyfriend from losing pant sizes where I just lose my favorite Lulu’s at the gym.
2.10 Things to Do to Not Eat the Entire Fridge When I Get Home
Like, I am so sure that I could be so much more productive with my life when I get home from work, but I always go straight to the refrigerator. Just help. Please.
3. 10 Microwave Dishes that Don’t Taste Like the Last Thing I Microwaved
I like to think I’m a pretty busy lady. That being said, my cooking habits don’t go much further than the microwave. Yesterday, I was attempting to make some nice micro-mac, but it tasted like Tuesday’s leftover Chinese. So, please, help me make food in the microwave that won’t require me to clean it out every time I use it.
4. 10 Netflix Shows that Will Actually Empower Me to Get My Butt Out of My Bed
I spend too much time watching Netflix, so why not find a show that actually makes me want to go do the things they’re doing?! But, it needs to be realistic. Like, yeah, I would love to be able to go in my kitchen and whip up something that sounds like an Italian man sneezed, but, like I said before, I can only use the microwave. Keep it simple.
5. 10 Listicles to Write When You Can’t Think of a Listicle to Write
Looks like I just found my articles for the next two months.
I hope these find you in good taste and inspire you to write. I truly need answers. Please and thank you.