By: Kathryn Denbow, Blair Romer, and Kirsten Seeland
“We Are So Gonna Win This Year”
Talk about one of the most difficult things we have ever had to do in college: writing this TOGETHER during Greek Week. Greek Week is the one week of the year that you wouldn’t be caught dead talking to a friend from another house. A simple wave or “Hey, girl” is where we draw the line. These five days consist of endless amounts of bad mouthing, obnoxious FB statuses and a swarm of girls flaunting their sorority letters…in Lily and South Quad.
Aside from the betchy sorority girl attitudes we have experienced through the years, this “new” and “improved” Greek Week is about to get a whole lot betchier…at least they have added Pride Day so we can all relive our high school spirit days. YAY. But this is where the betchin’ gets real.
One: They took away what I, Kathryn Denbow, dominated at most: the GCB eating contest.
Two: No Can-struction? While it is sweet of DePauw to help us drop some pounds by avoiding the Marvin’s calories, how are we going to give back to our community without donating cans? How rude.
THR∑∑: Greek God and Goddess has been moved to Wednesday? While this may try to control the boozing after a big win, it will only give the winning team a great excuse to be caught snoozing during Thursday morning classes.