We all procrastinate anyway by watching and rewatching 11 seasons of Grey’s on Netflix, shortly followed by frantically searching for the 12th on random, sketchy websites with questionable legality, so why not use it to explain college?
1. When freshmen try to tell you their SAT scores, and how many APs they took in high school
2. When your professor adds extra assignments the week of a midterm
3. When you pull an all-nighter to finish a twenty-page essay on a topic you know nothing about
4. When he doesn’t call you after a beautiful night together at Shooters
5. Any event on campus ever
6. Trying to explain to your parents what makes college so hard
7. Those all too necessary late night dance parties with your best friend
8. When someone tries to pick you up by complimenting your profile pic
9. Thursday morning 8:30s after Wednesday night Shoots
10. And finally, college in a quote