Name: Nathan Chatelier
College: Collingwood
Status: Single
Most romantic thing you’ve ever done?
Wrote someone a poem.
How did that go down?
Never gave it to them.
What do you think of Durham girls?
Well, they’re people. You can’t use such a broad stereotype.
Favourite chat-up line.
Read one on the tab the other day: my favourite sex position is the riot van, three in the front and two in the back, do you wanna try it?
But I’m not sure if that’s really a favourite.
Would you rather be cold and naked in Antartica or hot and fully clothed in the Desert?
Cold and naked cos I hear death by cold is easier and you lose sensation easier…from my thorough research obviously. That’s what I think about a lot you know…ways to die. Like, would I rather skate-board off a mountain or be smothered to death by girls in a pillowfight.
And which would you rather?
Skateboard of a mountain. When I was younger I would have preferred girls and a pillowfight, but now I’ve experienced girls I would much rather skateboard off a mountain, that would be majestic.
Most embarrassing song on your iTunes?
All my songs are embarrassing, I like them! It would probably be ‘Everything is one big Christmas Tree’, it’s about a snowman. Although you can’t have embarrassing songs if you like them! *proceeds to sing Christmas Tree song*
What would you do if you were taking a girl on a date?
It would depend on the person, I would want to do something special to them, not for me, especially for the first one as that’s the most important. There would be pizza in there somewhere though, cos I love pizza.
Any other comments?
I thought this was for a dissertation.