I think its safe to assume that all of us have had crushes at some point. Some of you were probably super young, like 8, or some of you (but really just me) were a little late to the party and had your first crush in college. Either way, none of us really had the courage to go up and talk to them and watch them fall hopelessly in love, like we did with them. Or you’re friends, but you don’t know how to hint to them that you kind of sort of have feelings for them. “Ha! Me like you? NO WAY!” *giggles and twirls hair*Â
Girl or guy, dog or cat, I promise you that your crush will definitely enjoy these 5 puns, realize you like them AND JUST KISS YOU ALREADY!
1. Always have an inquiry ready for them.
You: Hey!
Them: Sup
You: I have crushtion for you *wink*
Them:
You:
Them:
You: *Drowning in a puddle of your own tears*
2. Insult them and then give them a compliment to make them feel even more special.
You: Your new haircut makes you look like a pineapple. Or should I say Fineapple?
Them: *goes down on one knee*
3. Use props to build your case.
You: *hands them a bottle of Fanta* I named this Astic after you
Them: *might walk away* Â
4. Talk technology to them.
You: *Walks into their room at 2 am*
You: Mind if I crash?
Them: Who are you?
You: Windows.
5. Or just be honest, really.
Them: I like the weather.
You: I like you.
Them:
You:
Them: Same…
*Kiss*Â
Okay, the last one isn’t really a pun. But it makes you look smooth AF.Â
Go out there and flirt your crush’s pants off. Just be sure that you don’t make any PUN-ders.Â
P.S.: There is a very small chance that all of these might not work.