In my opinion, most pick up lines are super cringey, super dumb, and/or super cheesy. However, there are a few funny and clever ones out there. I think Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to use the good ones on your boyfriends, friends, or anyone you want to make smile! Here are some of the best ones I’ve found:
Cute/Sweet Pick Up Lines:
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
Sexy Pick Up Lines:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.
Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place!
Do you use an inhaler? Because you got assssss, ma.
I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you my pinky toe? Because I’d like to bang you on all my furniture.