It is a common practice each January that the normally unsuspecting gym environment becomes home to a much wider variety of people. Left practically empty during the Christmas period, the gym takes on it busiest month whilst we attempt to put our new yearâs resolutions into practice, or lose the pounds we piled on during the holidays. The post-Christmas gym environment attracts an eclectic mix of people, yet they are the same each year and can almost always be pigeon holed into 10 stereotypes. So when you find yourself working-out this month, see how many of them you can spot, you may even recognise yourself amongst them!
1. The one on a diet
The average person is said to gain up to half a stone over Christmas and there is no better way to shed the pounds than a number of good gym sessions. There will always be someone in the gym trying to regain their September figure!
Commonly found: on the cross trainer counting calories burned
Attire: gym sweats
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2. The one trying to get fit
Iâm referring to that guy who made a drunken bet on New Yearâs Eve that he would run a half marathon in the New Year and is now desperately trying to get in shape.
Commonly found: struggling on the treadmill at level 10, constantly jumping off for breaks or lowering the speed
Attire: trying to look the part in branded breathable sports tops
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3. The delusional one
The one who hasnât been in the gym all holiday and embarrasses themselves by thinking they are still as fit as they were before Christmas.
Commonly found: at the weights section failing to lift the amount they put on
Attire: Sweatbands and Nike fitted training gear
4. The skinny one
The skinny, scrawny guy trying to build up some muscle in the New Year.
Commonly found: on the arms and upper body machines
Attire: oversized T-Shirts â attempting to appear more muscular
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5. The intense one
This is the person who has clearly been in the gym all through Christmas and the New Year, undoubtedly taking full advantage of the Christmas Eve opening hours. They are seen working far too hard, sweating and often training for twice the length of the average gym-goer.
Commonly found: all over the gym following their training program
Attire: brand new gym kit received in their stocking
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6. The newbie
Cheap January gym sign-ups are always enticing, especially to those who have made it their new yearâs resolution to join the gym. They can be spotted looking out of place or confused in the gym environment, often shadowing other people in an attempt to look as if they know what they are doing.
Commonly found: lurking at the water fountain
Attire: tracksuit bottoms and an everyday T-Shirt â clearly unprepared
7. The guy on the prowl
By this I am referring to the guy looking for a new yearâs fling with a âfit gym birdâ. They regularly attend throughout the month and are seen to be working hard and looking buff.
Commonly found: chatting up a girl by the mats
Attire: perfectly groomed, showing off his pecks in a beater
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8. The girl on the prowl
The girl on the prowl is one who is clearly only at the gym in order to find a guy. Her workout is practically non-existent, God forbid she breaks into a sweat!
Commonly found: walking on the treadmill
Attire: caked in make-up, hair down, sports bra and lycra shortsÂ
9. The middle-aged one
The man in his 40âs who has clearly been forced into the gym by his wife on account of eating too much Christmas pudding. Always looks uninterested and slightly depressed when watching younger girls and guys work out.
Commonly found: bored on the bike
Attire: Dad Adidas polo shirts
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10. The know-it-all
The know-it-all, both male and female, can be found walking around the gym annoyingly offering unwanted instruction (often to complete strangers) on the best and safest way to exercise. Always frustratingly cocky!
Commonly found: all over the gym
Attire: professional looking sports kit
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So there you have it, the HCX guide to Gym Stereotypes you’ll be seeing during your January work-outs. Enjoy!
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