HCX Investigates: The US version of Thursday Mosaic!

Here at HCX, we find that by the time we get to a Thursday night we are more than ready to let our hair down with a good night out with the girls. Despite knowing we have one more day till the weekend, Dirty Beats or Electric Boutique provide us with the perfect opportunity to dance off the week! We were thrilled to know that our friends over at Her Campus Kentucky feel exactly the same and nothing, not even the impending doom of a Friday morning lecture, is going to stop these girls from having a good time!

We caught up with Sam Rogers who told us how they like to party across the pond!

Here’s how things go down in the Bluegrass state, y’all.

It’s Thursday. We are tired of class. It is winter. We are tired of being cold. So, some like to warm up their blood with a little alcohol.

The Thursday folks are the overachievers. They don’t care about being tired IF they go to class on Friday. These are the kind of people you want at your wedding reception.

Thursday usually starts off around 10:30. You may go to a friend’s house and try to get drunk before you actually get to the bar because, “you don’t want to spend a lot of money.” I can tell you: this never ends well, because you show up drunk to the bar and still spend a lot of money.

Around 11:30ish, everyone will start heading to the infamous Two Keys. Thursday nights at Two Keys are, “$10 all you can drink.” This is also known as “giving the drunk people the shittiest, cheapest alcohol on the market” night.

You may think I’m contradicting what I said earlier about you spending a lot of money. TEN DOLLARS ALL YOU CAN DRINK, WOW!

WRONG.

You still buy other drinks, because the “all you can drink,” drinks are so shitastic, you have to buy something else because you won’t be able to stand the taste of rubbing alcohol. Obviously.

So, after a long night of not being able to breathe and smelling things you don’t want to smell at a packed Two Keys Thursday Night, you text your ex-boyfriend to come and get you. He says “yes,” as long as you guys can walk across the street and get Mad Mush on the way home.

You pass out before you even get home. And, the saddest part about waking up is not your hangover, but the fact that you fell asleep before you ate any Cheese Sticks. 

Sounds as if Golden Horn would do fantastic business with these girls!! Thanks Sam for a fantastic insight into the American Uni Experience!