Have you had trouble finding the perfect man recently? Always seem to be choosing or attracting the wrong type of guy? Never fear, Her Campus are here to help. We have constructed a fabulous way of establishing whether a guy is for you by simply looking at his choice of drink! Next time a boy approaches you in TP, rather than looking at what shoes he is wearing (also very telling), look instead at what he is drinking and with HCX’s help, decide if he is the guy for you.
Guinness
As we are sure you are all aware Guinness has a fair amount of froth on top. This guy is clearly concerned with exterior images. However, under the froth lies a full-bodied man. This one is not to be served chilled, so expect a warm hearted, kind boy full of darkness and mystery. Â This boy is bound to leave you curious of his hidden depths and wanting to find out more- certainly a boy to linger over.
If a boy buys you a Guinness, it means he is putting you to the test. It’s not a drink that is liked by all and takes an acquired taste. Pass the test and expect to be introduced to his rugby mates.
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Cider
If cider is his drink of choice, a fragrant, fruity kind of boy awaits you. With 8 % cider taking its toll on most of Exeter’s student population, it may be a case of kiss me quick before it’s all over (or he falls over).
If a boy buys you a cider, expect things to move swiftly and you might even be buying the next round!
Wine
Wine is the choice of drink for a more sophisticated man (or at least one pretending to be). This one will probably get better with age. Â He has a nose for quality but is not adverse to a bit of rough around the edges. If you are lucky, he might invite you to become acquainted with his palette.
If a boy buys you wine, he may be testing your palette. Warning, if its chardonnay, he may be a footballer and unless you want to be his wife, run a mile.Â
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Gin
With gin, expect a more melancholic type of man. Beware he may be looking for a mother figure. Quality differs in these boys- seek out the Bombay Sapphire amongst the rough, and avoid the Beefeater unless dungeons are your thing!
If a boy buys you gin, look for a Hendricks, you’ll know by the cucumber its going to be a cool and refreshing night. This one should leave you tingling in all the right places.
Port
This is a man who is focused more on dessert than the main course. This guy is definitely looking for a night’s entertainment past the meal. Be wary, he may prefer male company, meaning you may just be a passing distraction.
If a boy buys you port, the last person he bought a drink for may have been his great aunt. Expect a lengthy prologue but the play may be worth waiting for particularly the encore.
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Brandy
Remove the B, and this may describe the man. Add ice and it may calm his ardour. Expect a vintage performance as he’s been around a long time.
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If a boy buys you a brandy, check that he doesn’t think you’re a hospital case or you are in shock because he brought you a drink.
Whiskey
Whiskey: some are low land and some are highland. Pick carefully. Despite their paleness they can be very strong. This is a mellow man. Check what he’s wearing under his kilt!
If a boy buys you a whiskey, listen carefully to the accent. He’s a Celt but could be Scottish, Irish or Welsh. Learn to differentiate to avoid embarrassment.
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Tequila
The sun rises from this gentleman. A touch of salt and lime will pep him up. If he’s authentic, he may have worms. Don’t go too far.
If a boy buys you tequila, he is up for a wild night. If you want some fun, down that shot in one.
Champagne
If it’s Cristal, check his credit limit. This one is full of bubbles but may go flat if not high quality.Â
If a boy buys you champagne, rejoice. A glass? He’s trying to impress you. A bottle? He’s serious. A magnum? don’t let the bubbles go to your head.
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Beer
Beer boys are your regular guys. Don’t expect a six pack, he will be far more likely to have a beer belly. This guy likes his mates and enjoys his nights out but be careful that he will have time for you. There are lots of variety available.
If a boy buys you a beer, you have been accepted as one of the boys. This is a hard zone to get out of!
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Vodka
This is one for those watching their weight. This guy is an Absolut candidate for a pre- lash drink. Often to be found in doubles in TP.
If a boy buys you a vodka, he may be a cheap-skate. Ask to see the bottle, it will be colourful and unique if it is the right brand. In which case you’re onto a winner!
Whilst this may be tongue in cheek, there have been stranger ways of choosing your next round of boy. This is of course a girls perspective but could become a good party game for all. Remember alcohol and boys alike are best taken in small quantities.
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