Ed Sheeran is known for his poetic, heart felt lyrics. If only college guys could be half as smooth as Ed, seriously boys, take notes. Here are a few times we wished our crush could be as swoon worthy as Ginger Jesus.
1. Your ex sends you a textHis move: They say, “Miss you.”Ed’s move: He says, “And I don’t get waves of missing you anymore, they’re more like tsunami tides in my eyes never getting dry.” (U.N.I.)
2. Talking to a cute boy you just met, but already have feelings forHis move: He says nothing of importance. “So, Barone waffles. Thoughts?”Ed’s move: He says, “I’m falling for your eyes, but they don’t know me yet.” (Kiss Me)
3. Meeting a boy in a townhouse that wants to hook up with youHis move: ’Accidentally’ slams his face against your face.Ed’s move: He says, ”All I want is the taste that your lips allow. Give me love, my my my my.” (Give Me Love)
4. Someone is hitting on you, and your boyfriend isn’t so happyHis move: Pushes him against the wall of the townhouse, proceeding to punch his guts out.Ed’s move: He says, “Don’t f**k with my love.” (Don’t).
5. When your guy friend likes you and wants to tell you how he feelsHis move: Gets over it because, let’s face it, they’re too shy.Ed’s move: He says, “Take me into your loving arms. Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars. Place your hand on my beating heart. I’m thinking out loud. ” (Thinking Out Loud)
6. He’s totally invested in your new relationship. Score!His move: He says, “I like you.”Ed’s move: He says, “Darlin’, I will be loving you til we’re seventy.” (Thinking Out Loud)
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