1). If you don’t wash your hair after going in the pool, the chlorine turns it green
2). You have to make sure to bring a lint roller with you when you wear black
3). People always ask, “So, is you hair naturally blonde?”
4). Your eyebrows are either invisible or way darker than the rest of your hair
5). The last thing you want to hear is a blonde joke
6). You are so over people assuming you are ditzy
7). Paying for highlights every 8 weeks to stay blonde
8). Looking washed out in the winter with pale skin and light hair.
9). Wearing too much pink and looking like Barbie
10). Taking a picture on Instagram with your blonde friends and labeling the caption, “Blondes have more fun!”