How did my mind get here?
1. An hour and fifteen minutes really isn’t that bad2. It’s probably already been like 20 minutes. The professor has been talking forever.3. It’s been 5 minutes…how?4. Just don’t look at the clock. Time will go by faster.5. There’s only an hour left, which is like one episode of Grey’s Anatomy. They go by so quickly.6. *checks phone*7. Let me just organize my papers and planner. That’ll take up a good chunk of time.8. Ok 2 less minutes left…9. What if I just screamed in the middle of the lecture?10. Is anybody else paying attention?11. Are the Grammy’s on tonight or did that already happen?12. Kanye is so weird.13. “What she order, fish filet”14. *checks Kanye’s twitter* He does a lot of all-caps tweets and it really stresses me out.15. And he does on average twenty tweets in a row.16. Does he do this in spite of 140 characters rule?17. Of course he does. He breaks the rules for a living…besides rapping.18. TBT to when he got arrested and used his only call for takeout.19. I wonder if my professor has ever been arrested.20. *checks phone*21. Ok half an hour left, not bad.22. Just one episode of Friends– even shorter than Grey’s Anatomy.23. Hey, Ross was a professor.24. He’d definitely be a harsh grader.25. Wait what’s my grade in this class….26. Don’t have one yet. Thanks snow days!27. The snow is over now though, right? 28. But what if it’s not?! I’m kind of in the “no work” groove, so I wouldn’t actually be that mad.29. *checks weather forecast*30. 30 degrees but NO snow. That temperature is useless to me.31. *texts all in contacts* “THURSDAY NIGHT PUT A SPOON UNDER YOUR PILLOW, WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS INSIDE OUT, AND DO THE SNOW DANCE.”32. What if I sent that to my professor?33. He’d probably laugh. Hopefully…34. Maybe he doesn’t want to have class either.35. He’d be getting paid to sit at home doing whatever professors do in their free time36. If I got paid to do nothing, my net-worth would be higher than Bill Gates.37. Ayo three minutes left.38. Allow me to lead off the symphony of packing up.39. *slams books on desk*40. *zippers and unzippers backpack ten times*41. *stands up and puts on jacket*42. Works like a charm.43. Time to blow this popsicle stand.44. I’M COMING FOR YA, MEREDITH GREY.