She would never ever consider scheduling a class before 12:30, there’s simply no tolerance for interrupted beauty rest.
Would she have roommates? Not a chance.
She would not only have a townhouse, but a customized townhouse block. Block 10 of course, because that is her birthday month. She would knock down the walls between units, and create a wonderful residence for herself and her guests.
She would have a reserved parking spot in each of the parking lots for the academic buildings, so she could park conveniently, or better yet, her chauffer could wait for her to finish her classes.
She would be a Dolan School of Business student, of course. Her entrepreneurial skills and abilities would not be a waste here.
Her days will not include rainy or snowy walks to DSB, however. That’s what her car service is for.
She would never be seen dining amongst the commoners, but instead, she would transform The Stag into her own gourmet food café.
This whole “We Proudly Serve Starbucks” thing would be nonexistent. She would fund a real Starbucks for her fellow peers. And Einstein’s would be a thing of the past as well.
She would take beautiful selfies all around campus.
She would study in the custom-built study lounge in her townhouse block, because why would she bare the distractions of other library-goers.
Office hours would be scheduled around her own personal schedule, not that of the professor.
Her sisters would attend school here as well, because they can’t afford to be separated for too long.
Her closets would gigantic; there would be no use for these standard armoires the school provides us students.
She would have elaborate parties and galas in her townhouse block, and in the local venues in Westport and the town of Fairfield.
She would never succumb to the measures of the stag bus.
Her favorite restaurants would include Freshii (because of its health consciousness), Colony Grill because of its fabulous pizza and Firehouse Deli because of its convenience to the beach.
She would always have the new Fairfield apparel before everyone else does.
During the early fall and late spring months, when not being a studious scholar, you could find her dartying and tanning at the beach with BFF’s Jonathan Cheban and Brittany Gastineau.
Day drinks wouldn’t start until she conveniently arrived at the most perfect time.
Weekends would be spent mostly in NYC, at 1OAK or TAO.
DASH NYC would provide clothing for all of her closest BFF’s.