Imagine: it’s a Sunday morning after a ~lit Saturday night~ out at The Grape or the townhouses. It was a great time with friends, too many drinks, and if you were lucky, food.
After recapping the night with your roomies, you realize everything that went down was either good, bad, or entertaining. Here are the things we all say after a night out, as told by our favorite Friends:
1.Why, why would you do that?
When you question why you were on the floor of the bar, even if it was just for a hot sec. If you don’t think that’s something you would do, don’t worry…there is video proof that it was definitely you!
2. You idiot!!
Oh no! Looking through your Snapchat stories and texts you sent last night make you ~cringe to the max~. Let’s just delete them, and hope we are not reminded of them ever again.
3. You know what? I shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.
Clearly opening up a tab was one of the worst decisions you could have made, because now you’re down $40 and you have a massive hangover.
4. It was a mistake, I made a mistake!
We all make bad decisions now and then, but usually it was tequila’s fault or those three Long Island Iced Teas. So naturally, you cannot be blamed for that embarrassing dancing last night – sorry people!
5. In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
The dim lighting at parties was totally an excuse for kissing that guy in your class that you wouldn’t have otherwise. You’re still friends, you’ll just have a couple of awkward encounters before things go back to normal.
6. That is brand new information!
When your BFF’s recount their night’s events, and you are shocked at what they are saying. Where were you when all of this was going down?!
7. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Then, your friend starts talking about ~your night~ and the things that you did. ~La-la-la-la-la-la~, I can’t hear you! We really do not need to talk about this right now, or maybe ever. I promise, we are all good.
8. I’m so drunk!
I think we all have experienced those days when we wake up in the morning and are lucky enough to still have that buzz from last night. Sooo, boozy brunch anyone?
9. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life.
It is too bright out, your body hurts, and you have a load of homework on your desk. And yet, you’re still cuddled up in your comfy bed while nursing a glass of water. Obviously, you have your priorities straight.
10. * Straight tears *
Because now we have the Sunday Scaries and wish we could rewind and do it all over again. Can it be the weekend already?