1. “Okay, here we go: walk fast, keep your head down.”
2. “People seriously need to pick up after their dogs.”
3. “These pigeons are f*cking ruthless.”
4. “Why didn’t I go to school somewhere warm? #Regrets”
5. “Can I call security to come pick me up? This cold is an emergency.”
6. “If that kid throws a snowball at me I swear to god….”
7. “Wow, black snow is beautiful…”
8. “How many days until summer?”
9. *creepy gross man whistles* “NO. NO. NO.”
10. “Tri-Bar looks depressing in the day time.”
11. “Why are the cabs green?”
12. *shivers* “Is it this cold every winter?”
13. “That’s it, I’m moving to Miami after college.”
14. “How am I STILL walking?”
15. “Need to get back to campus. Need to get back to campus. Need to get back to campus.”