Welcome back, fellow Rams, and happy Syllabus Week! It’s been a long summer filled with gruesome workdays, parents who don’t stop calling and one too many Netflix binges. But finally, we’re back for the greatest week of the semester!
Pro: REUNITING!
Hello, my roommates, friends, and people of the Bronx. I’ve missed you corrupted souls.
Con: Also running into your old professors, lab partners, awkward hook-ups, etc.
“Omg! You look so good! How was your summer?”- Every single person
Swerve
Con: Classes begin.
Skipping your first class of the semester is okay, right? I mean, they don’t even take attendance….right?
Pro: No homework
Praise, Jesus.
Con: “Ice Breakers”
Does anyone else get major anxiety when they have to say an interesting fact about themselves? I’M NOT INTERESTING I’M SORRY!
Pro: FOOD!
Back with my favorite men: Tino, Pete, Michaelangelo, Simon, Dominick and the guys who make those glorious sandwiches at Best. My people.
Con: The fault in my diet
Seriously, what was the even point of losing weight over the summer? The freshman 15 never dies.
Pro: Not having your parents nag you 24/7
Mom: “When are you coming home? Who’s driving? Whose party? Can I have their mother’s name? And telephone number? Address? Social Security number? Do you have the number of the local authorities, by the way?”
Con: Week-long hangover
Can only be cured by mimosas & a complete Pete’s breakfast buffet.
Pro: Back at Tri-Bar
Con: So is everyone else
“Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! MOVE!”
Pro: Being back at the best school in New York (Bye, NYU. BYE)
Clearly.