St. Patrick’s Day is coming up quickly, and there are few places better to be for the holiday than New York City. If you can’t be in Ireland or South Boston for the greenest day of the year, the St. Patrick’s Day festivities here in NYC work just as well. Because I’m a good person, I’ve scoured the corners of the internet for the best of the best puns involving St. Patrick’s Day and all of its antics. You can thank me later for saving you from having to come up with a caption while crammed into an Irish bar (and probably double-fisting Guinness).
“That’s what I do; I drink and I know things.” — Tyrion Lannister
Sassy lass
Let’s get shamrocked
Go luck yourself
Irish you were beer
Feeling lucky
Kiss me, I’m Irish – OR! – Kiss me, I’m drunk
Irish today, hungover tomorrow
Nothing has prepared me for this day better than all those years I spent watching the Disney Channel Original Movie Luck of the Irish
Irish-ish
“St. Patty’s day is a big deal. It is the closest the Irish will ever have to Christmas.” – Michael Scott
Shamrocks and shenanigans
My lucky charms
Who needs luck when you have charm
More like St. Party’s Day, am I right?
Happy St. Patty’s Day, expect a drunk text soon
Shake your shamrocks
Eat, drink, and be Irish