Halloween celebrations for the average Fordham collegiette usually go a little something like this…
You prepare for weeks with your friends to find the perfect costumes
And then someone has an awesome idea
And you’re all like
So you go to party city in the Bronx
And get your costume as fast as possible and run out of that place
You wait for weeks and then the day finally comes
You get ready with your friends
And listen to thriller to get pumped up
You pose for 100 pictures
And drink bloody marys
But then finally get outside just to realize its -24 degrees out
So you sprint all the way to tri-bar
With possibly one or two fouls along the way
And you finally get to the bar and you’re like
You and your friends find your spot on the dance floor
You dance all night like
And then monster mash comes on
When you see someone who actually has a scary costume on
Finally you see your crush dancing with his friends
And you walk over like
Because you know you look good
When your friends decide to leave you’re like
And you walk out into the cold
But then you decide to go to pugleys since you’re Halloween diet is officially over
And you deem your night was a success
Until next year, Halloween