It’s your birthday and you’ve just reached the age all college students yearn for! What do you do when you’re 21? Here’s a list of 21 musts when you turn the dangerous age of 21.
1. Buy a bottle at the liquor store.
2. Go to the club that rejected your “other” ID.
3. Get rid of that ID.
4. Go to a bar that is only 21+, not 18 to party and 21 to drink.
5. Go to a sports game and buy a beer with your buds.
6. Spring Break is coming up? Buy a room on a cruise with the alcohol package.
7. Change that vertical license to a horizontal one.
8. Gamble at the casino.
9. Go to Mardi Gras.
10. Throw a huge banger for your birthday.
11. Make hunch punch for your party, just because you can.
12. Smile confidently at the bouncer and look him straight in the eyes.
13. Walk past a cop with a drink in your hand at the bar because you aren’t nervous anymore.
14. Find a super hot outfit to wear on your 21st that matches a fun theme.
15. Go to Painting with a Twist
16. Go to the Chilis on campus and get some margs.
17. Hey 21 year-old stoners, take a trip to Colorado. You’ll be happy.
18. Pour a drink behind the bar on your birthday night.
19. Get a dad bod and buy a beer at chipotle along with your burrito.
20. Have a good friend follow you around ready to hold your hair back.
21. Wear a GoPro around your head the night of your birthday party. You’ll be happy you did.