1. Only listen to Kidz Bop music for the rest of my life
2. Wear Gator merch for a month
3. Drop my purse in the pool at Recess
4. Drive a Fiat Multipla
5. Walk barefoot across Coliseum
6. Type all my assignments using just my feet
7. Have The Ketchup Song be the first dance song at my wedding
8. Walk Mount Diffenbaugh in heels, drunk
9. Confront my crush about my feelings, and get shut down
10. Accidentally send my crush screenshots of our conversations, instead of to my friends
11. Drive to McDonalds and have the ice cream machine be “broken”
12. Break into dance anytime I hear a John Legend song
13. Watch all 30 of the Godzilla films in slow motion
14. Eat a carrot “hotdog”
15. Drink a gallon of Four Loko
16. Get banded under 21 until I’m 24
17. Get locked out of my apartment at 4am
18. Eat 24 cent Ramen for a month
19. Dye my hair neon green
20. Eat a tablespoon of sand
21. Listen to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls for 40 days straight
22. Ride a bike all the way to Canada
23. Have The Shining twins appear in my room at midnight
24. Be called “Big Tuna”
25. Work at the Sushi Factory with Drake and Josh
26. Eat at Suwannee, every day- for a year.
27. Be the chosen one
28. Paint my bedroom walls with a toothbrush
29. Then paint them all back to white because I live in a student apartment
30. Go to an afternoon football game after having my pupils dilated
31. Swim with jellyfish
32. Run laps all the way up the Pensacola parking garage
33. Order a venti at Starbucks and drop all of it
34. Get punched in the face by John Cena
35. Drink soup in 95-degree weather
36. Read the Bible of Mathematics
37. Burn my apartment down after forgetting to put water in my Easy Mac
38. Wear sneaker heels
39. Wear wet socks under all my shoes for a week
40. Eat dog food
41. Get “randomly” selected to be searched at the airport
42. Write an essay on the deeper meaning of Fergie’s iconic “Fergalicious”
43. Eat nothing but hot Cheetos for a whole week
44. Forget to shave my legs for a fancy event
45. Forget to shave only ONE leg for a fancy event
46. Show up to class to get a “class canceled” email as I’m walking through the door
47. Hit my side on a counter every time I use the word ‘like’
48. Wait for new construction on campus to end
49. Count strands of grass
50. Get stuck in the on-campus Chick-Fil-A line at 12:15 PM on a Monday
51. Trust the FSU parking app to be correct
52. Screenshot someone’s snap story by accident
53. Get Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
54. Go down a slip n slide with no water
55. Sit through an Orgo lecture
56. Send a drunk email to my professor
57. Get Swine Flu
58. Braid my hair using Chinese finger traps
59. Show up to Clydes 100% sober.
60. Work for Michael Scott
61. Be Assistant to the Regional Manager
62. Go through a 2007 Britney Spears crisis
63. Wear Crocs on my wedding day
64. Hit my ankle with a Razor scooter
65. Wait for pedestrians to jaywalk during your green light
66. Lose access to my Netflix account
67. Get stuck at the top of the Sheikra ride for 2 hours
68. Wear UM clothes to the FSU vs. UM football game
69. Break my thumb during a thumb war
70. Go to Potbelly’s dressed in a Unicorn onesie
71. Be allergic to puppies
72. Then find a litter of puppies in my basement and not be able to pet them
73. Go vegan for a year
74. Sleep