This is not a list of what I think your major is based on your water bottle. Rather, this is a list of what I truly think your water bottle should be because of your major. Honestly, I chose these mainly for the plot, and none of these decisions have any real backing, but it was still fun to do! As a double major in political science and English, this list doesn’t apply to me at all, but your water bottle can say so much about you. Admit it.
English: OG Hydro Flask with Stickers
When I say the OG Hydro Flask, I mean the water bottle that most of us got caught using during the VSCO girl era. This water bottle is for the English majors. Since there are so many different types, you need to tack it on with a bunch of stickers to express your personality, and I just know English majors love this. They kept this bottle for all those years because they needed the emotional support during their writing sessions.
Nursing: Hydro Flask All Around Travel Tumbler (aka Stanley dupe)
They are out saving the world, and they don’t have time for lead in their system. After Hydro Flask put out their non-lead statement, nurses know not to risk putting any water bottle lead into their bodies. Always looking out for themselves and others, they take no chance on possible dangers, but they still want to keep up the good vibes.
Psychology: Starbucks Cup
Psychology majors want to mess with our heads. Do they have coffee or water in there?! Who knows? This is why the Starbucks cup is the perfect water bottle for them… always keeping us on our toes.
Sports Management: Water Bottle with Hydration Time Stamps
They need to be healthy, keep in shape, and stay hydrated. This bad boy will help them keep track of that and hold a lot of water. It’s cute, but still motivating.
Criminology: Yeti
They are the ones who have to understand and fight the bad guys. These people can’t let anything out and need to be strong, just like a Yeti. After all, one of Yeti’s mottos is “Wildly Stronger! Keep Ice Longer!” This sounds perfect for a criminology major.
Philosophy: Owala
The philosophical conundrum that is the Owala bottle is perfect for all philosophy majors out there. Do you drink out of the straw or take a sip instead? It’s a battle that every Owala user needs to face. This is the perfect water bottle for a philosophy major, as many decisions are to be made and heavily weighed out.
Business: Stanley
I feel like this is obvious, but I’ll explain anyway. Business majors need to keep up with the trends. They need to follow it or they’ll get left behind. They need to collect every color and style. They don’t have this water bottle to stay hydrated; they have it to make sure the rest of us know who’s on top.
Engineering: Nalgene Water Bottle
As someone who isn’t very immersed in the world of math and tech, I might be completely wrong with this, but based on vibes, engineering is a lot of numbers. The Nalgene water bottle has a bunch of numbers on the side that I personally wouldn’t care about, but an engineering student might actually be able to take advantage of them.
Education: Tervis
They come in so many different styles! This is the ultimate teacher cup. I mean, are you even a teacher (or about to be one) if you don’t have your Tervis cup? The patterns are so cute, and the cups are so versatile. I can just picture education majors in my head holding their trusty Tervises.
Film: Coffee Cup
Film majors are up at all hours of the night, chasing that dream of theirs: writing, creating, producing. They don’t need water. They need caffeine to achieve their ambitions. This is why a hot coffee cup is perfect for them. Whether they just got a random pick-me-up from a coffee shop on campus or brewed some of their own, I believe they can’t go anywhere without it.
Political Science: Plastic Water Bottle
Political science majors will say they care about the environment and then use a plastic water bottle. This is mostly not true, but I just think it would be very funny for that to be their main water bottle.
While I have no scientific proof that water bottle types and college majors correlate with each other, this was a super fun list to make. I hope all of the majors are happy with my decisions and maybe I even got some of them right! Who knows?
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