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Tallahassee: our panhandle oasis of vodka water limes and y-bombs. The anticipation for game day flows through everyone’s blood and as we wake up on game day Saturday and fill Doak, you’d best believe we are turning up. It is almost appropriate to go out and party every single night and go for a dip in Westcott fountain after you have perspired enough on the dance floor. This doesn’t mean we should disrespect our livers, but it’s too much fun to say no when a friend bribes us with a Fireball shot to get the party started. After many nights of bad decisions, we stumble home and drag ourselves to our 9 a.m. when the sun rises. We are very serious about our studies here at Florida State University, and rather serious about drinking as a sport and our sports as a drinking event.
Do: Get the number of the cutie across the bar.
Don’t: Text him at 2 a.m. to come over.
Do: Go to plenty of pre-games and parties at fraternities.
Don’t: Sleep over because you won’t know where you are in the morning.
Do: Drink Natty Light – it’s the only option most of the time.
Don’t: Drink the punch from behind the bar – there could be some dangerous additives.
Do: Hop around the tailgate scene in that cute new outfit.
Don’t: Leave the football game after the first quarter… you might miss the game-winning touchdown!
Do: Head straight to Gumby’s on the way out of White Trash Wednesday.
Don’t: Wait in line at McDonalds or expect there to be any ketchup.
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