This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at George Mason University chapter.
1. You’re really not going to eat any turkey?
First of all, I don’t want any of your dry turkey.
2. So what are you going to eat today?
Literally everything else. There are a plethora of items here for me to eat.
3. You’re probably going to tell me all the reasons I shouldn’t eat this turkey.
I’m not here to tell you that you shouldn’t be eating meat. I just want to eat my food in peace.
4. So you really don’t eat meat? How?!
Very simple. I just don’t eat it.
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5. Sorry we don’t have any tofu for you.
Contrary to popular belief, I don’t even like tofu.
6. I can make you a salad, if you’d like.
I’ll take an extra glass of wine though to get me through another 30 questions from you about my eating choices.
7. Are you sure you don’t want any turkey?
I DO NOT.