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Do guys like girls who can make them laugh? Or do guys want to be the ones making a girl laugh?
Dan: If you can’t make me laugh then we don’t click and you’re probably boring and I don’t want to hang out with you. Â
Matt: Being funny is great but finding me funny is more than great.
What do guys think about selfies? Are they annoying or do they get your attention?
Kyle: I actually have a perfect answer for this. When you’re looking at a girl’s [Instagram] profile, look at her 10 most recent pictures. However many selfies she has is her crazy level on a scale of 1-10.  Also should be no [snapchat] dog filters.
Dan: That’s the first time I’m hearing of [that scale] but I feel like it’s true. And if you have too many selfies I feel like you’re insecure.
Jeremy: Too many selfies is just…no.
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What’s something girls do that make guys describe them as “psycho” to their friends?
Jeremy: Â I hate when girls want you to always be in constant communication…like constantly texting or on the phone or whatever.
Kyle: I feel like girls can be psycho about a lot of things…like when they expect you to know what they want and read their mind.  I think probably the worst thing is receiving a text that’s a screenshot of something on social media with the caption “lol.” Then I’m just like…what did I do now?
I see the same cute guy at P.J. Skidoos every Thursday. Should I just go up to him and introduce myself, or would a guy find that intimidating?
Jeremy: Definitely make the first move. Approach first because it’s too intimidating for guys to always have to go up to the girl, especially when she’s in a huge group of more girls. If a guy is interested at all then he’ll be excited that she walks up.
Kyle: Yes! Cory’s right.  Ask him what his name is, buy him a drink, talk to him, he’ll love it.
Dan: Agreed. He might just not be paying attention at all…he might just literally not notice who’s around him.
What’s the difference between a girl who’s sexy and a girl who’s “slutty?”
Jeremy: a girl who’s sexy more often…
Dan: Yeah…and a girl who’s sexy with more people than just you.
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What’s something that will make you go crazy for a girl?
Matt:  If she’s a billionaire…like she has a billion dollars. But actually when a cute girl does any kind of physical contact, like touching my shoulder when she laughs at my jokes, I like that.
“I love a girl who can…” Finish the sentence.
Jeremy: COOK!
Dan: Eat. Â Be independent. Hold a conversation about sports.
What’s something that can turn you off to a girl during your first conversation?
Matt: If her laugh was like this.
Kyle: If she has bad breath, or if she smells like cigarettes.
Jeremy: If she gets too personal the first time we meet…like talking about family issues and stuff.
Dan:  Someone who’s too assertive….no matter what you say you’re wrong…I hate that.
What’s a fashion trend you hate that girls do?
Jeremy:  I hate the septum piercing . I also hate when girls wear a t-shirt so huge that you can’t tell they’re wearing shorts. But I do like the oversized sweatshirt with leggings look.
Dan: yeah, unless it’s my sweatshirt that she stole…then I’m annoyed.
Kyle: Something I definitely don’t like is too much makeup, when it’s caked on like you’re trying to hide bad skin or something.
Dan: I don’t like drawn-on eyebrows. Why do girls do that?
Matt: Yeah! And they’re just drawing on normal eyebrows! They could at least show some creativity and draw on something cool.
Kyle:….don’t do that ^.
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What’s the sweetest thing a girl has done for you?
Matt: My girlfriend once hired a bunch of old guys to wake me up. Kidding, kidding. She actually hired a barbershop quartet of old veterans to sing me love songs to wake me up on Valentine’s Day. I’ll never forget that. It wasn’t just sweet, but really funny too. Â
Jeremy: uhh…a freshman did my laundry for me once. That was pretty sick.
Dan: Planned an entire day for me full of stuff I like to do.
Now what’s the sexiest thing a girl has ever done for you?
Matt: Still the barbershop quartet…guy number 3, I want to say his name was Norman, just wow.
Kyle: Shotgunned a beer with me.
Matt: This other time a girl got really close to me, and whispered in my ear, “fine, we’ll have sex I guess.” Goosebumps.
How do you know you like a girl?
Dan: I think you just know. When you start specifically making time to hang out with them, like oh I have a busy day but I’m gonna come see you.
Kyle: You hang out to spend time with them and not just to have sex.
Matt: Have you ever heard the song “Hooked on a Feeling” by Blue Swede? You should listen to that song.