The Horoscopes as Puppies
Time to listen up Bulldogs!
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
This week is all about pampering yourself and showing everyone how amazing you are, Virgo! We know that bragging is usually bad, but this week… Tell everyone and anyone about all the things you have working for you. Who knows? Maybe all of this confidence will bring new career opportunities! Don’t let others influence your actions thing week, go for it!
Libra Sept 23 – Oct 22
Fall is approaching, Libra! Snuggle with all of your closest puppy pals and have a movie night! The cold is making everyone run for the indoors so make sure that your room is nice and organized for friends to spontaneously stop by. Your diplomatic nature makes for the perfect hostess because you know everyone loves freshly baked chocolate chip cookies with a movie. Look at you – such an overachiever!
Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21
Time to shine, Scorpio! At the beginning of the week makes sure take time to plan and do homework so you have a free weekend! Trust us, you will be the talk of the campus after everyone sees your killer dance moves this weekend! Remember that not everyone has your outgoing confidence, but try to encourage your friends to try new things!
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
Dang Sagittarius! Looks like someone has the love bug this week! The beginning of the week seems pretty easy breezy for you but this would be a great time to clean your room or get ahead on homework. It’s important to take advantage of your free time before everything gets super busy! This weekend, make sure you snuggle up to your puppy love and watch a movie! You deserve to relax! #treatyourself haha! Get it? Puppy treats?
Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19
This week is going to hit hard, Capricorn, but that doesn’t mean you can’t hit back! While the beginning of the week may seem super confusing and difficult, don’t worry! You can and will get through the boring lectures and dreadful food at the COG! There is no need to stress too much because everyone has off weeks. Fortunately the weekend is full of spending time with those close to you!
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
This week is about using the cute listening ears, Aquarius! This will be very beneficial in many aspects of your life. Make sure you are not only listening to what your friends are saying but also what your mind and body is tell you! We know that you love to make sure that everyone is okay but don’t forget about yourself. Towards the end of the week plan a night for yourself to put on a face mask, catch up on your favorite show, and eat popcorn!
Pisces Feb 29 – March 20
Feeling overwhelmed, Pisces? We saw this coming! At the beginning of the week you finally realize that maybe you have bitten off than you can chew! Take this week to reevaluate what you prioritize and see if your efforts are being beneficial or wasted! You have a very determined manner about you, Pisces, but that doesn’t not mean that you should be determined to stay stressed or angry! Be mindful of this and take some time to reflect and relax!
Aries March 21 – April 19
How do you always manage to pop up in the right place at the right time, Aries? Really?! This week is the perfect time to utilize those magic skills of yours towards new steps in a career path or with making new friends. Take this week as a time to socialize and to get your name out into the world!
Taurus April 20 – May 20
You are a super star this week! Don’t let anyone tell you anything about anything! At the beginning of the week you will find that all of that saving and hard work that you have done will finally pay off! Whether you splurge on concert tickets or a new jacket, everyone will be jealous of you. Don’t let all of this attention go to your head or you may lose those closest to you!
Gemini May 21 – June 22
Time to let your freak flag fly, Gemini! At the beginning of the week you are going to meet some new people that will instantly make you feel at home! Make sure to stay connected with these people throughout the week for new opportunities and new plans. During the weekend we recommend that you work very hard to get homework and personal goals finish! You start a lot of projects Gemini, and this week is about completing them!
Cancer June 23 – July 22
Tired puppy, Cancer? This week looks like it’s going to be a long one. Sit tight though because if anyone can handle stress, it’s you! Your calm demeanor and quick wit allows for you to stay cool as cucumber! Take this week with lots of insight and personal reflection. It’s the hard times that make us realize who we really are. This weekend will be the best time for you to regain your composure! Good luck, Cancer!
Leo July 23 – Aug 22
Feeling a little claustrophobic, Leo? We get it! Everyone loves being around you and you love being the life of the party, but make sure that this week you stay under the radar! Make this week a personal one. We aren’t saying ditch class or anything, but know that the tension in classrooms are very high this week and keep in mind what you are saying! This weekend you will feel back to normal while hanging out with friends! Everyone loves a good friend date – grab a few friends and try a new restaurant or movie!