Campus Cutie Roommates

If you could be anyone else on campus, who would you be and why? I would be Cecil the campus safety officer, because he seems like he’s usually having a good time.

Turn off/on? I am really turned off by hair. I think it’s really gross, everyone should just be shaved bald like a baby and the world would be a better place. A big turn on is baby-like men.

What stereotype about ‘frat bros’ is totally wrong? That were all just big meatheads. In reality no one is as big of a meathead as me. Have you seen my arms?

What stereotype about ‘frat bros’ is totally right? That we drink beers. I drink beers. I drink them all the time. Last weekend I set a new personal record with 4 and a half. 

What’s the meaning of life? To be really really ridiculously good looking. Nothing else really matters. Like being able to read.

What can a girl do to win you over? Defeat me in a competition of strength. Or just be willing to be the big spoon the majority of the time. 

Dream date night? Well it would start with a screening of Rocky 4. Throughout the movie the girl and I would act out all the fight scenes along with the movie, with me being Rocky of course. After that got me all hot and ready we’d jump right into the weight lifting. I’d spot her, she’d spot me, we’d get real weird with it. By now I would be sleepy and make her leave so I could get my beauty rest. 

If you had three wishes, what would they be? 1. To have less gross looking hair. 2. To be able to grow facial hair. 3. To have smaller arms. Believe it or not, it is possible to have them be too big. They’re practically lethal weapons. 

What song are you secretly obsessed with? Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. It really speaks to me on so many levels. It’s gotten me through some tough times.

Which of the founding fathers is the biggest bro?  Probably Bill Clinton, that dude got a lot of chicks. He was a founding father right?

 

Name: Glen “Big Dawg” Donovan

Class Year: 2016

Major: Neuro

Relationship Status: Looking for a cuddle buddy

Activities:  Delta Upsilon, Football, dancing in the mirror, and singing in the shower

If I could be someone else: Definitely Gus (Nick Gustaitis), he’s probably my best friend and the future best man at my wedding.  The way I see him treat women with resect and admiration is how I aspire to live my life.  And if I’m going to be perfectly honest, he also has a smoking hot bod.

Turn on: Hair, I love long flowing hair of all colors.  Straight, curly, wavy, and anything of the sort… I’m really into European women if you catch my drift.

Turn off: A lack of hair, I’m not a big fan of feeling the post-shave prickles because I’m very ticklish.

What stereotype about ‘frat bros’ is totally wrong?  That all frat bros like beer and manly alcohols.  Leave the whiskey, scotch, and Guinness, and give me my dragon fruit Svedka.

What stereotype about ‘frat bros’ is totally right?  We’re really into composites.  You know, the big framed things that have tons of pictures of random guys we’ve never met before.  We’re really into pictures of random dudes.

What’s the meaning of life? Friendship and puppies

How can a girl win you over? Well I would have to say that my ideal woman would be my mother, so anyone who resembles my mommy could win me over pretty easily.

Dream date night: Well, as I mentioned earlier I have a very special relationship with my mom so obviously she would have to tag along.  We probably would sit around the fireplace eating my mom’s homemade pie.    

If you had three wishes, what would they be? 1.  Switch bodies with Gus 2.  Have Gus’ confidence and ability to make friends 3.  Honestly I just kind of want to be Gus

What song are you secretly obsessed with?  Obsessed by Mariah Cary

If you could time travel, where would you go and why? Well as a huge Boston Red Sox fans, I would have to go back in time and prevent the Red Sox from trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees in order to prevent the curse which made the Yankees so successful and the Red Sox so bad for such a long time.

Which of the founding fathers is the biggest bro?   I know people aren’t a huge fan of Benedict Arnold, but I feel like he gets a bad rap.  He stood up for what he believed in and I’m not sure what’s more bro than that.  Also he got some eggs named after him, which is pretty cool.