1. Remember last minute to get a bus ticket to Yale.
Â
2. Message that one person you met that one time to ask if you can stay with them.
Â
3. Get doped up on cough drops, DayQuil, and powdered vitamin C to eliminate that cold that you’ve had since midterms started and hope for the best.
Â
4. Get lost trying to find the bus but it’s okay because there’s a huge line and you’ll be waiting forever to board anyway.
Â
5. Drink on the bus.
Â
6. Get nauseous from drinking on the bus and decide that you are never drinking again.
7. Arrive late because of traffic.
Â
8. Drop your stuff in someone’s room and head straight to the tailgate.
Â
9. Get lost trying to find the tailgate because there are two separate tailgates and also a white tent and there’s music and houses and final clubs and fraternities and you’ve never seen so many people in Crimson before in your life.
Â
10. Drink.
Â
11. Take so many photos.
Â
12. Drink.
Â
13. Think everyone’s your best friend.
Â
14. Drink.
Â
15. Miss the game because you drank too much.
Â
16. Â Hydrate.
Â
17. Prepare for round two.
18. Hit up Toads.
Â
19. Run into your TF at Toads.
Â
20. Hit up the diner next to Toads.
Â
21. Run into your PAF at the diner next to Toads.
Â
22. Beg Yalies to let you into the dorm you are staying in. Most of them say they don’t have swipe to that building. Finally someone does. Bless them.
Â
23. Sleep on the floor.
Â
24. Enjoy the nutella in Yale’s dining hall.
Â
25. Bus back to Harvard.
Â
26. Start in on all the homework you put off.
Â