A Miley Cyrus Rendition of the Harvard Yale Game

Please follow along according to the tune “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus. This rendition is to celebrate my first ever Harvard Yale game that happened a year ago today. It’s also an ode to the fact that whether or not you choose to drink on an occasion such as The Game, you can have a ton of fun and make lots of memories either way! So without further ado, “Party In The Yale Bowl”.

I hopped off the bus at New Haven

With a dream and my winter coat

Welcome to the land of smart drunk people (whoa),

Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped through the gate,

Here I am for the first time

Look to my right and I see the Harvard tailgate sign

This is all so crazy

Everybody seems (not) so smart

Missing Cambridge, I’m feelin’ kinda not safe

Too desolate and I’m nervous,

That’s when I heard the signal whistle blow

And all the free food was gone

And all the free shirts were gone

And all the tattoos were on (faces)

So I put my hands up

It’s time for The Game,

The butterflies fly away

I’m noddin’ my head like yeah

Movin’ my foam finger like yeah

I got my hands up,

It’s time for The Game

I know we’re gonna be OK

Yeah, it’s a party in the Ugly Yale Bowl

Yeah, it’s a party in the Ugly Yale Bowl

Get to my seat in the student section

Everybody’s looking at me now

Like, “Who’s that chick that’s without a red cup?

She gotta be from New Haven.”

So hard with my books not around me

It’s definitely not a pset party

‘Cause all I see are red cup photos

I guess I never got the memo

My friends are fallin’ and they’re feelin’ kinda really sick

Too many people and I’m nervous

That’s when the ball passed on the stadium

And we knew The Game was on

And we forgot about our worries

Because we knew The Game was on!

So I put my hands up

Harvard’s in the lead,

The football flies around

I’m screaming “GO CRIMSON” like yeah

Movin’ my foam finger like yeah

I got my hands up,

It’s time for The Game

I know we’re gonna be OK

Yeah, it’s a party in the Ugly Yale Bowl

Yeah, it’s a party in the Ugly Yale Bowl

Feel like hoppin’ on a bus (on a bus)

Back to my school’s town tonight (town tonight)

Something stops me every time (every time)

The other Crimson’s accept my soberness and I feel alright

So I put my hands up

It’s the time for The Game,

The butterflies fly away

I’m noddin’ my head like yeah

Movin’ my foam finger like yeah

I got my hands up,

It’s time for The Game

I know we’re gonna be OK

Yeah, it’s a party in the Ugly Yale Bowl

Yeah, it’s a party in the Ugly Yale Bowl

So I put my hands up

The Game’s almost done,

The worries all fly away

I’m noddin’ my head like yeah

Movin’ my foam finger like yeah

I got my hands up,

Harvard just won The Game

I know we’re gonna be OK

Yeah, it’s a party in the Ugly Yale Bowl

Yeah, it’s time to leave the Ugly Yale Bowl!

• 2015
• 2016
• Miley Cyrus
• the game