Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Chocolate is sweet,
But not sweeter than you.
Valentine’s Day is here, and for single gals like me, it’s a time to celebrate Galentines, be bitter about being single (just kidding ;) ), eat chocolate, eat more chocolate, and wait until the next day for the 75% off Valentine’s day chocolate. Oh. And obviously to judge pickup lines.
The Oh my god, what? Pickup Lines
-You look like trash, may I take you out?
-Is your refrigerator running? Can I catch it for you?
-I think you’ve dropped something–your standards, so can I take you out?
-If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Maleficent says, “Don’t use them.”
The Eh, Meh, Cute and Creepy Pickup Lines
-Are you an overdue book, because you have fine written all over.
-Are you a library book, ‘cause I’ll check you out. (Or, for the good boys: Are you a library book, ‘cause I’ll take you out and return you on time before curfew. :) )
-I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle with you?
-Do you have a map, ‘cause I am lost in your eyes.
The Nerdy Ones! (My fave!)
-I wish you were sin^2 and I were cos^2 so we could be one.
-I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
-My love for you is concave up— it’s always increasing
-How could I know the digits of pi, how do I not know the 7 digits of your phone number?
-I don’t like my girlfriend, can I use a u-substitute?
-I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart
-Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for
-I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
-You must be an exothermic reaction because you are hot!
-Dickens might have written Great Expectations but I can surpass them.
Which ones are your favorite?