1. The Monday before break, you wake up like
Mondays should be illegal.
2. In class, you’re like
Biology, don’t you understand that you aren’t important? No one likes you, Biology.
3. When someone tries to talk to you, you’re like
You’d never guess how much I don’t care.
4. When a professor reminds you about an assignment due right before break
Wow, you’re that kind of professor, aren’t you? *flips table*
5. Come Wednesday, life is better, but you’re still like
Not sure what my life is, but I’m here.
6. Eating meals with your friends is like
Food is pointless. I want to go home. I need to be free.
7. Trying to do last-minute assignments like
I have no idea what I’m doing.
8. Thinking about that glorious Thanksgiving dinner like
Can’t wait to be fat and happy. Well, I’m already that. But you get the point.
9. When you have to pull yourself out of bed to go to class for two more days
This is my hell.
10. But then, Friday comes like
I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT.
11. After your very last class, you’re like
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Come on, come on! It’s THANKSGIVING BREAK!
12. You pack your things and head out your door like
Byyyeeee.
13. And when you’re finally home, you hug your family like
I MISSED YOU. I LOVE YOU. Now let me irritate you for a full week.