It’s that time of the year again — where the heart-shaped balloons are blown and romance, all of a sudden, becomes a part of relationships. Though some relish the idea of this holiday, a majority of college students are either apathetic about its arrival… or want to gag. Fortunately, we came up with a few places you should stay clear of, so as to avoid the reminder of the Hallmark-created holiday, and where you’re safe.
AVOID
Movie Theaters
Depending on the movie, couples (especially younger couples) can be found catching cheesy chick flicks/romantic comedies. This weekend, avoid films such as, Black Swan, No Strings Attached and Gnomeo and Juliet – you may luck out.
Roosevelt Field Mall
Some stores, mainly chocolate/candy shops, will have special Valentine’s Day deals and attempt to shower you with heart-covered coupons. Honestly, they don’t even provide that great a discount!
Restaurants
PRIME location for the cliché romantic date. If you plan on entering a restaurant, any restaurant on this day, be prepared to wait a couple hours and note the excessive amount of handholding across the tables.
IKEA
Yes, they’re even taking over the furniture and kitchen appliance companies! Okay, we’re not too sure if couples will be there on V-Day, but if you saw 500 Days of Summer, you’d want to pretend the store’s your house with your man, too!
Tattoo Parlors
Valentine’s Day is the most likely time when couples get their names tattooed on each other’s chests (or any other area). What better way is there to profess your love, than to permanently engrave their name onto your body? Though, you could take pleasure in knowing those people will probably be back in a few weeks to cover up their ultimate profession of love. (This is where the “I heart mom” tattoos usually comes in.)
SAFE HAVENS
The Gym or Fitness Center
We highly doubt that romance can last with the sweating and panting of others on the treadmill next to you.
The Internet
True, a lot of websites will have content telling you V-Day gift ideas and romantic spots to dine. But other websites, especially the social networks, will be filled with other people who couldn’t find a date on Valentine’s Day, and we’re sure they’ll be more than willing to complain with you!
Bar Social/Dizzy’s/Nachos/McHebes
There’s no better place to dance, celebrate and flaunt your single life! No romance – just fun (and occasional sloppiness).
Do you have anything to add to either list? Let us know in the comments below!
Happy Valentine’s Day!