There is only so much you can do on the hill to keep the party going and we owe a lot of it to the “hardo” male population that can just keep on keepin’ on. Boys are good for a lot of things; they can carry kegs, they’ll start dance parties, and even control the music. So, it isn’t a surprise when trends start to streak (no pun intended) through HC with these crazy party animals. You boys didn’t get an A+ on college prowler for nothing!
1) Jump on every table in sight until it breaks
2) Break random items until people cheer
3) Punch walls
4) Punch each other
5) Punch everything
6) Smash cans on their heads
7) Pee anywhere but the toilet
8) There’s always one person who will “get you back later” with beers
9) Sing an absurd amount of karoyke, mostly old classic songs only boys know
10) Take their shirts off
11) Poor drinks on each other
12) Snapchat their feet
13) Rap offs, consisting only of swears
14) Brag about how good they are in pong
15) Brag about how many “chicks” they “get”
16) Sit on laundry machines, cars, stone walls etc.
17) Shotgun
18) Shotgun again because their friends told them too
19) One more shot gun for good luck and cuz their the man
20) Throw furniture out of windows
21) Boot and Rally
22) Carry around handles of Burnetts
23) Recite the lyrics to every song while jumping up and down
24) Spend money they don’t have
25) Wear Jerseys out
26) Wear sweat shorts and Jorts…why?
27) Grill everything
28) Develop accents
29) Snapchat each other puking
30) Hit on anyone and everyone
31) Case Races
32) Wear Hawaiian shirts that end up unbuttoned two minutes into the party
33) Try to out drink each other
34) Make everything into a competition
35) Text girls at 2 am “Where’d u go?
36) Punch each other
37) Then kiss and make up
38) Vandalize stuff
39) Wrestle people bigger than them
40) Go to Wendy’s
41) PG with video games
42) Draw on each others faces
43 Order way to many wings
44) Mooch off of their friends’ Dominos
45) Spill everywhere
46) Pass out at three wake up at ten, go out to eat and then do it again (man they love college)