Campus Cutie: Pat Kuncio ’17

Meet Pat Kuncio!

The Basics:

Class Year: 2017

Major: Architecture  

Minor: Environmental Studies 

Hometown: Wyckoff, NJ

Activities: Playing basketball, being outside, going on walks, dancing, yarn, ghouls, wig making, slam poetry, fossils, magnets, holding my breath, practicing

Interested In: Women 

Relationship Status: Single 

Describe yourself in three words: Finna Tryna Gunna 

Best Feature: My sparkling blue eyes 

Celebrity Crush: Kanye West

“Favorites”: My dog Hank, my pal Evan Williams, and Smashing Smoke 

Place to Party: Kappa Alpha Society and Beef & Brew 

Food: ‘Slaw 

Movie: The Warriors

TV Show: Alaskan Bush People  

Song: Hands To Myself by Selena Gomez 

Place at HWS: 10 feet off the dock lounging in a blow up raft in beautiful mother Seneca

Place in Geneva: The Geneva Rollerdome 

Class at HWS: Our National Parks with Jimmy MaKinster 

HC: How do you feel about being Campus Cutie?

PK: It’s an honor, I know a lot of people and it’s about time I’m being recognized for being the cutest person on campus. 

HC: What do you look for in a girl?

PK: I look for someone that’s outgoing, has a cool personality, likes to have fun and is crazy and weird like I am. She also has to be able to make me laugh :)

HC: What’s your idea of the perfect date in Geneva?

PK: A candle lit dinner prepared by the wonderful culinary master Miss Lisa. 

HC: What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

PK:  I don’t go on bad dates.  

HC: What’s something interesting that most people don’t know about you?

PK: I was born and raised in West Philadelphia, spent most of my days on the playground, chillin out maxin, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside the school. There were a couple of guys that were up to no good, they made trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and sent me to my aunts house in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab. When it came near the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. If anything i could tell this cab was rare but i thought no, home to Bel-Air. I pulled up the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby “yo homes smell ya later.” Looked at my kingdom and I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. 

HC: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

PK:  Being a really kind friend. 

HC: Who is your role model? Why?

PK: The One Man Thrillride, he has shown me the way to perfecting my craft and pimping with the buffest of swag.

HC: What do you want to accomplish by the time you graduate?

PK: I want to float across Seneca Lake, North to South, Geneva to Watkins. 

HC: What do you want to be remembered for at HWS?

PK: I want to be remembered at HWS for being able to tie my shoes without using my hands.

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