Name: Michael “McCoy” McCormick
Age: 20 and 11 months
Major: Accounting
Hometown: Oak Lawn
Affiliations: League of Shadows, the National Wingman Association
Relationship Status: “I like to party.”
Ideal Date: “Breakfast for dinner followed by a movie and, if we have time, maybe some laser tag.”
Favorite Food: Pancakes
First thing you notice about a girl: Hair
Last song played on your iPod: “Shake It” by Metro Station
Celebrity Crush: Zooey Deschanel
Man crush: Joseph Gordon Levitt
Where you see yourself in 10 years: “Happily married with 2 or 3 kids”
Biggest turn on about a girl: “If they get my really obscure references.”
Turn offs: “Probably being an insecure emotional freight train.”
Favorite TV Show: Arrested Development
3 things you would bring on a deserted island: “A GameBoy with Pokemon Blue in it, 36 pack of Boxer Ice, and Joseph Roland Smith.”
Favorite sports team: “The Bears / Irish”
Random fact: I’m partially blind in my left eye. So if you’re trying to get my attention and you’re to my left, I’m not trying to be a jerk, move to the right.”