Hey, everyone! Last week I gave you my predictions for what would happen in “Avengers Endgame,” and this week we’re going to see how I did!
Courtesy: Hollywood Reporter
SPOILER ALERT!!!!
One of the original Avengers will die
Boy was I right about that! In fact, basically three of the original Avengers died: Black Widow, Iron Man, and Captain America.
There will be an awkward hetero kiss
Impressively, this was not super bad. The kisses we got were Clint and his wife, which was fine, Pepper and Tony, which was fine, and Steve and Peggy, which was….fine.
They will taunt me with gay subtext
BUCKY WAS FREAKING ROBBED. CAP AND BUCKY HAVE TWO ENTIRE MOVIES OF LOVE AND ALL THEY GET BEFORE CAP LEAVES IS ONE LITTLE HUG?? EVEN FOR FRIENDS, STILL ROBBED. UNBELIEVABLE.
All the dusted characters come back
Duh, of course I was right.
Pepper is pregnant
Very predictable, but the kid was soooo cute. I love you 3000.
There will be a group shot
Literally the entire end of the movie was just group shots, but I was THERE FOR IT.
Captain America will say “Avengers Assemble”
Oh yes he did and it was GLORIOUS.
Thanos is defeated, but he doesn’t die
And I am right again!!!! He got dusted!!! Which is not dying!! (He did die at the beginning but)
Peter Quill will say something stupid
Yes, but thank goodness, he only had like 5 lines in this movie.
Quips
The first half of the movie was pretty sad, so not a ton of quips there, but the second half did have a fair amount.
I will clap, whoop, scream, and cry
OF COURSE I DID.
Courtesy: BRG.com
General Review: Okay, I loved this movie. My only thing is that I did not understand the time travel mumbo jumbo. How did Nebula not die when she killed her past self? Shouldn’t there be two of every character that time travelled? Cap literally fought himself, so shouldn’t there be another Cap that didn’t stay back in time with Peggy? What happened to the other one?? Whatever. The shot with Hulk and Rocket riding in the back of the truck was adorable. Cap is worthy. It was great.