I can only speak for the ladies here, but sometimes we get distracted in between the sheets and our thoughts spiral. Sometimes we can’t stop thinking about the amount of work we have do this week. Sometimes, we’re just hungry.
It’s not that we’re not enjoying it! We just have a lot on our minds, and there are days it’s impossible to control.
Here’s a comprehensive list of what goes through our head during the night (or morning – whatever you’re into).
1. Why is my stomach making that noise?
2. Oh shit I forgot to shave my legs this morning.
3. Please don’t notice please don’t notice please don’t notice
4. How passive aggressive would it be to offer him a mint?
5. Is it too early to go for the gold or are we keeping this up for a while?
6. Oh no I kind of have to pee…
7. Is it super weird to run to the bathroom right now?
8. Do I really need to go down on you or can we just – okay never mind!
9. My stomach keeps jiggling.
10. I really should be in the library right now, this is so irresponsible.
11. My hair is making this very difficult.
12. Should I just tie it up real quick?
13. I am so hungry.
14. Maybe we can go to UniMini after this?
15. Oh you’re done?
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