Thereâs something about freshman year that will remain forever crystallized by a little shamble-yness, a lot of laughs and even more lessons. It was the best of times and occasionally, the worst of times, as we all figured out how to navigate the college landscape. However, like that guy from your GHUM class that you hooked up with, some things should stay in freshman year. Here are the 10 stages of going to a frat party as an upperclassman.
1. The âLine âEm Upâ Stage
It wouldnât be a frat crawl without a synchronized bottoms up.
2. The âFreshman Year Flashbackâ Stage
   It only takes one whiff of that $13 raspberry vodka to realize that it smells like every mistake youâve made since freshman year.
3. The âI Shouldâve Worn Sweatpantsâ Stage
   Was walking to a party always this cold?
4. The âWhy is This Floor So Stickyâ Stage
   Thereâs something keeping your feet stuck to the basement floor and youâre 99% certain it isnât leftover gum.
5. The âNow I Know Why This Floor Is So Stickyâ Stage
   After one beer bath too many, you remember exactly why that floor is so sticky.
6. The âCan You Turn It Down?â Stage
   Donât these youngins have eardrums?
7. The âDo I Look as Old as I Feel?â Stage
   You canât tell if youâre just getting older or if everyone has somehow found the secret to avoiding aging.
8. The âIâm Old Enough to be Your Motherâ Stage
   You are further reminded of your senior status when a boy who looks no older than twelve asks if youâre up for a dance.
9. The âIs It Too Late to Do Popcorn and a Movie?â Stage
   Youâre not quite sure what compelled you to take a trip down memory lane, but youâre wishing youâd just stuck to your routine instead.
10. The âThis is More Like Itâ Stage
   Popcorn? Check. Netflix? Check. Sweatpants? Triple check.