1. You’re really excited! Out with the old and in with the new, am I right?
2. It’s like you’ve entered a whole new world. So fast! So clear! So new!
3. You have to rely on the cloud. Where your contacts, photos, and apps are just chillin’.
4. You can’t stop telling people about it. “Hey, I got a new phone! Look!”
5. You have to re-download all of your apps. You start off with the essentials: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat.
6. More importantly, you have to remember all your passwords. UGH, the worst!
7. You can’t stop using its pointless new features. Why just tap an app when you can use 3D TOUCH?!
8. Until the next iPhone comes out… And your current phone becomes so two thousand-and-late.