Shower fail or shower fall?
Sometimes the steamy hotness gets the best of you, and you lose your balance. Donât let this stop you! Sure, youâre on the ground while heâs staring downward at you awkwardly, but use this to your advantage. Strike a pose and make him come down to you. Youâre getting clean anyways, and youâll most likely fall again if you get back up. Save yourself the trouble. Â Â
The red sea did not part.
Turns out your period came unexpectedly. If it starts before the fun, grab a towel and lay it underneath you two. If it starts after the fun and thereâs a crime scene on the sheets, try to distract him from the bloody mess. Maybe lure him to another room while you clean it up the scene.
Speaking of a bloody messâŠ
What do you do when he gets a nose bleed in the middle of your good time? Honestly, it depends on how you take it. You shouldnât touch blood since diseases spread that way, but if youâre willing to take those chances then donât let the situation freak you out. Stay turned on so that he stays turned on. A solution could include casually making your way to the bathroom to finish off in the shower. Just donât fall (HAH!).
âWhatâs your name?â
You accidentally said the wrong name during⊠Easy solution: tell him youâre role playing and give him a name to call you. Heâs either going to be weirded out or be into it. You wonât know unless you try, but regardless, you fixed the problem.
You decided to try that new Mexican restaurant before going over.
After a great time, you killed the mood by ripping out a big one. Honestly, the best solution would be to laugh it out. If he is not accepting the fact that you fart just like every other human being then heâs not worth your time. But a little bit of advice: donât have Mexican food beforehand.
That wasnât a fartâŠ
We all know queefs happen and they are awkward AF. You can be a trooper and laugh it out like the fart situation, or you can distract him by acting really turned on. If youâre having a good time, heâll have a good time too. He won’t notice a single toot.
Heâs like a kid going through puberty and canât work a bra.
Heâs struggling to get that bra off, and itâs starting to be a turn off. Help the poor guy out and take it off for him. Heâs embarrassed enough, and it shows that youâre turned on and want to get started pronto.
Wrong hole, dude.
Well this was unexpected… but is it ever really an “accident”? Nevertheless, either slip out and fix the issue or try something new for a change.Â
âHoney, Iâm home.â
The dorm life means roommates exist. Itâs the most awkward situation when they walk in, but if you want to keep going then move the party somewhere else. Ask him to join you in the bathroom or shower because thatâs the one place privacy exists. Again, just donât fallâŠ
“Did you hear a monkey?”
Donât you dare laugh if he makes an awkward sex noise. People are weird, and you need to accept whatever sounds come out of their mouths. Act like you didnât even notice â thatâs the best advice I can give you.
He canât aim to save his life.
Itâs in your hair⊠Heâs turned on, but youâre pissed off. Donât be angry; he canât control everything. Act like nothing is wrong, walk to the bathroom and wash it out. Donât ruin the good time by ripping his head off. Show him youâre cool about it and not angered.
âNo Shave Novemberâ is coming up.
Your lower half is in hibernation mode. If you donât want him to get grossed out then donât let him go down on you that night. You never know though, that could be his type of thing.